The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to speak braille

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to attract bullets.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!