the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to go on this website

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to hate nature

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!