the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to fly when you fart

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to not talk.

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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To pee standing up.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to give your wife rights

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!