- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to waste time reading this.

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to communicate with dandelions.

the power to be really itchy.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

the power to shit bricks

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

The power to change your eye color.

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

Being a freemason

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

Pointless Super Powers