The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to close your nose

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to live.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!