The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!