The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Stop clapping

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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To call me maybe

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!