The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to have no powers

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Power to develop diseases.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!