The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to shit bricks

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!