The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the power to get blood clots

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!