The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!