The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to die on command

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!