The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Meatvision.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to go suicide

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!