The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to speak braille

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to in power your self

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!