The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!