the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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power to eat through your but

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Being a freemason

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to jump faster.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to become retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!