The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to breathe

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to fall up.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!