the power to become retarded

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The power to live.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to go on this website

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!