The power to pee out blue

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to clean

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to do one push-up

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!