The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

The power to write a country song

power to fly only in the plane

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to start time only when it's on.

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

The power to create shit

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

penis

The power to see at night but only black objects.

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

The power to speak brail.

The ability to see through invisibility.

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

The power to get your comment 1st

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The power of reading your own mind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!