power to fly only in the plane

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Meatvision.

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Lactokinesis

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to pee out blue

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!