- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to phase through toilet paper.

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

the power to fail

The power to transform into yourself

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to not hear thunder.

The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to start time only when it's on.

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

Pointless Super Powers