The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!