The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!