the power to see through water.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!