The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!