The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to see through water.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!