- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly for a second

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

The power to fart upon command.

The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

The ability to die whenever you think of death.

The ability to survive without an apendix.

The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

to have a face with the power to attract fists

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

Pointless Super Powers