The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Lactokinesis

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!