The power to repel women.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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Taekwondo

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Meatvision.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to sweat acid.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to be pointless!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!