- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to not talk.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The power to come second in any race

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to repel women.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to climb ladders faster.

I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

Taekwondo

Meatvision.

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

penis

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!