The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!