The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to die.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Taekwondo

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!