The power to be pointless!

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power of not knowing

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to repel women.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!