The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!