the power to have an idea..

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Stop clapping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!