The power to turn wine into water

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to change your eye color.

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Being a freemason

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!