the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be powerless

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Stop clapping

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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To call me maybe

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to fall up.

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The power to have no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!