The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to come second in any race

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!