the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to breathe

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!