the power to get blood clots

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

thumb_up thumb_down +125

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

thumb_up thumb_down +115

To pee standing up.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to speak braille

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

the power to be really itchy.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to communicate with dandelions.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

the power to shit bricks

thumb_up thumb_down +107

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to read minds, but only your own.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to turn gold into lead.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

the power to fart every time you blink

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

the power to breath through your skin.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

thumb_up thumb_down +73

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!