The power to speak brail.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to have an idea..

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to go suicide

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power of not knowing

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!