the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to become retarded

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Taekwondo

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Meatvision.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to sweat acid.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to be pointless!

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!