The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to lactate air.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!