The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!