The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!