The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!