power to fly...backwards.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power of not knowing

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to fail

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!