The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!