The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The Power to Combust

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to like any show

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to write a country song

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!