The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!