the power to see through glass

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the ability to see into the past

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!